Oh Yeah... this blog has no schedule, I hope to post weakly but don't be surprised by one blog after the next

Please ask me questions, simple or important. Even if I am not not the best advice giver, I still enjoy a new challenge... And believe being cocky is healthy.

First of all....

                  I know not many people will be reading this as it is brand new, but for me it means freedom. Freedom of the idea that I will never be heard, never be able to voice my opinions, never be able to blog about stupid things that people say on Facebook, and answer all of their "Important questions", like "Do you think I should ask him out?" or "Why is the sky blue, because it is just making me more depressed..." or my favorite, "Holy crap! I just wet myself! What should I do now?". Well obviously you shouldn't be on Facebook.
                   And now I do get to blog about these things... And my main topic, for all my adoring fans waiting in suspense (just look at my millions of readers in the Members Bar to the right), will be answering any of life's important questions. Even if I don't present my answers in a fashion like that of Damitri Martin, I can guarantee that they will be either very interesting, or rather confusing.
                  Since I haven't had coffee yet, and my fingers and brain only received around 4 hours of sleep, I will have to cut this one short, but I have no doubt the newer blogs from me will be longer.
      Stay classy San Diego